I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Look how far I can kick this bucket

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

69

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

canaan and mallory

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Anti Joke

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