full house

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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The Christian Bible.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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