- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Darude- Sandstorm

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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