- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

raisin boogers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

racism...deal with it!

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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