- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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