i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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