- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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