If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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so... how about that airplane food

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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