- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

This is not a joke.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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