A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Anti Joke

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