Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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LIFE :(

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Your Mom!!!

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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