roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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why does column have a letter n?

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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more chocolate?

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Gangnam style

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Nice belt.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Anyone??????????/

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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