What killed the name cool? Coolio

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

... Chan chan

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

He walked in a bar

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Carrot fingers

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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