Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Morning wood.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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