Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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