- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

i dont like chris

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

where do some birds live in? Earth

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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