What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

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