- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

WEED!

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

whats brown and sticky? shit

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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