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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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