- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

What did Delaware? A coat.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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