XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Womens' sports

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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