Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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