A Sloth runs...

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

whats 2+2? 4

thumb_up thumb_down -2

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

thumb_up thumb_down -2

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

My kids are mistakes.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Thumbs this up

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops