Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

This is Nero, the guy striving a bit with the fact that he killed his mother in order to save his wife a month or so before Christmas: cathphra is Exceedingly well read, I say than you. I had a nightmare tonight, my parents where serving tomato soup, while my mother made great food (despite the fact they discovered that it was not angel dust she used, but large quantities of opiate that would have killed an elephant) But this time they served me dry tomato soup (that from packages) and a bowl of lukewarm soup. I asked: How am I supposed to mix this? They both gave me the look of "here comes a beating" I started calling my mother many things that horsehead network sensors, then my father grabbed my neck and tried to twist my head off (and in this dream, rather than in reality, he actually succeeded) but I somehow managed to remain alive. Then I yelled in english: THIS IS BECAUSE I KILLED YOU! I HAVE NO SOUL TO TAKE! Only then I realized it was a dream and woke up...You know, because my parents never spoke English so they would not have understood me... I have a broken vertebrae in my neck to prove that my father tried quite hard to break my neck in reality at least... Yeah, I am mostly over it, I killed my father when he tried to break my neck because I kept scatching my ortopedic arm while studying (real arm which my mother cut off and then proceeded to beat me up with funny story actually) Then killed my mother years later when she stabbed my girlfriend induced under what turned out to be a heavy dose of opiates, and paralgin forte (which main ingredent is... you guessed it MORE opiates).

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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