- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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