What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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