- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

My life :(

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

This is a joke setup.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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