- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Has u seen my grammar?

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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