- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

oooh look a banshee

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

a blond girl walks into a bar

What time is it? Refrigerator

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

The Detroit Lions

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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