how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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