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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......LEAVES ROOM..... (HOUR LATER)COMES BACK IN THE ROOM "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

children burning

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.