- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.