How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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