Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Why was the woman?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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