If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Look how far I can kick this bucket

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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