A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

hi will

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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