- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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