my gave me a game i said thank you

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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pauls tuck

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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