- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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