- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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