- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What did Delaware? A coat.

I am a joke. I am funny.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Womens' sports

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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