Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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