- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

canaan and mallory

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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