Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Donald Trump

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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