Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama's fat.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

I drive a 'rarri

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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