How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

Why did it die Nothing died

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

im @ work, LOL.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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