why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Why did it die Nothing died

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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