Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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The Game

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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