- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

heyy emit chase wazzup

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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