A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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this site is an antijoke

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Wigan.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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