Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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