Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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im @ work, LOL.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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