What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Reading books

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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