Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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womens rights

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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A kid has no friends.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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