what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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women's rights

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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I am a nigger.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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im a willy bum bum

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Anti Joke

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