What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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bees knees

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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penis

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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