Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Justin Bieber

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Yo mama's fat.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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