Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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