Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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