Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Get on your knees Ho

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