- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

whats 69+2? 71

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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