Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

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