What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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._____________________. Whale!

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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