Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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