Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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