- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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