What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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this is not an anti joke

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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