- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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