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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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anti jokes are for fags

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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