- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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