roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Poop swing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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