How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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thomas!!!!

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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