Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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