Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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