- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Women's rights

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Cows are land manatees.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Your grandma's cookies.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

The Christian Bible.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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