- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

hextech crafting too opieop

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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