Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Come In!

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Anti Joke

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