- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

An English man walks into a pub.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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