Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

what did the old lady die of old age...

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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