Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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split your ass cheek

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Apple juice.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Anti Joke

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