- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

what is a bracket? a bracket

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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