Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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You are Nerochan right?

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

My parents died!

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

VAGINA.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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