Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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This is not a joke

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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