- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Hi

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

hey John will you make some copies

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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