Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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yes... that's the joke

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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