- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

There's a car about to hit me.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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