Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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