- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

I like colin but not as much as apple

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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