- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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