- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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