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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Obama

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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