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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

What is the meaning of life? 42

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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