Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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leon harney ya pikey

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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i lost the game

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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