We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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VAGINA.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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