- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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