- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

captcha: all yer base

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Charlotte Bobcats

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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