How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Where's my baby??

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Nickelback

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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