What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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