Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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