Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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I told you it would happen

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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