- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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