why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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EGGPLANT

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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My penis is big... not.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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