What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Lil' Wayne

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Hello.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Anti Joke

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