Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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YOU

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Get off my porch.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Women's Rights.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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