Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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