roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Donkey lips

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Hillary Clinton

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Anti Joke

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