- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Jesus was a good guy

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Pull my finger ouch..

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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