- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Jesus was a good guy

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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