Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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