Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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