- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Jesus was a good guy

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Gingers.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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