- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What comes after 69? 70

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

I pooped.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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