SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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penis

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My parents have an open marriage.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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You

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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