Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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