- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Vagina.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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