- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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