- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

A man walks into a bar.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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