- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

An Artic Storm.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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