- Anti Joke

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Hillary Clinton

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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