A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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