Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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