What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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WHAT????

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Anti Joke

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