- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

knock knock who's there no one

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

a fish swimming in the water swims

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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