What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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How long is a china man?

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We are lawyers

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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