Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Here's another:

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Autism speaks but not really

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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i dont like chris

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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