- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

There's a car about to hit me.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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