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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Pineapple.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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